Can the Invincible Chuck Norris defeat Dubai?



Unless you’ve been living under a rock for the past 15 years, you know that Chuck Norris is the biggest bad ass of all time. You’ve probably seen the countless emails passed along from your friends with endless Chuck Norris jokes, right? You may have also seen similar emails boasting how massive and amazing Dubai is, yes?

For those of you unfamiliar with the area – the emirate of Dubai is a man-made giant that (by the end of this decade) could bring Chuck Norris to his knees.  Boasting the tallest building in the world, the first 7-star hotel, largest indoor mall, an in door ski slope, an underwater hotel, man-made islands, and many more spectacular things.  Dubai seems to be the leader of it all!

journeyPod has decided to open the ring for these momentous stars to battle… so for the next 3 rounds, we will determine the winner based on power, agility and size. This is no “popcorn match” – so get ready for the “A-game”!

Round 1

Chuck Norris is 10 ft. tall, weighs 2 tons, breathes fire, could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

The Burj Dubai (at an estimated height of over 800 meters) will easily be the world’s tallest building when finished.

Dubai wins!


Round 2

The Dubai Waterfront, when completed will be the largest waterfront development in the world.

Chuck Norris invented water.

Chuck Norris wins!


Round 3

Ironically, Chuck Norris’ hidden talent is invisibility.

The Palm Islands of Dubai are the largest artificial islands in the world and can be seen from space.

Dubai wins!

There you have it – Dubai is the winner of this power match. Sorry Chuck!

For a list of journeyPod’s favorite hot spots, check out our Dubai Destination Guide.

All right…its only fair, here’s a link to more of Chuck Norris’ jokes.


One Response to “Can the Invincible Chuck Norris defeat Dubai?”

  1. Can the Invincible Chuck Norris beat the Massive Size of Dubai? « Luxury Travel Nightlife & Restaurant Reviews Says:

    […] Read on to find out who wins… […]

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